last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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