are you still at the devil's house?
Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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