I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
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You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
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You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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