C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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