Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
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