My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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