have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
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