So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Randomize
