Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
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I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
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Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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