***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
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he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
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She's just so happy...and so naked.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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