i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
The feeling are messing with the penis
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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