only if we run a train.
done.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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