am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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