You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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