So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
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It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
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I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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