If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Help. Why am I so naked?
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