I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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