one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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