do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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