i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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