Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
