i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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