Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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