Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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