btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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