I wanna passion pit in your ass
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
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Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
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I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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