i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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