Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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