I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
where are you?
Hypothermia
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
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But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
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I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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