everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
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idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
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We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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