Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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