the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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