Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
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I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
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WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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