Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
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I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
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I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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