The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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