legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
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Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
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please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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