i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
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