He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
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I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
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No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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