Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
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