If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
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The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
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No...this little piggys going to the bar
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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