It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
false alarm, still single
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