kristin has been a bad kristin
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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