you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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