Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
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well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
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I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
not ubering you a puppy
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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