my sisters under your porch take her home
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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