The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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