btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
