You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
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