Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Boobs speak an international language.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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