My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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