I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
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I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
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this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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