Nicole vs. Life
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
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Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
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I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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