Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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