yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
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please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
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At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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