The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
ttyl tear gas
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
The power of my boobs compel you
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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